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teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

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coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

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Anonymous
imagine if there's also some other-country-version of supernatural just like with Sherlock and Elementary, which is the US version..

captainshroom:

Supernatural UK where everything is the same except dean drives a ford fiesta, sam makes cups of tea for everyone, and there is a lot of civilized queuing going on

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foodchewer:

will you marry me? *pulls an onion ring from pocket*

Posted 1 week ago with 87,126 notes

sugarfey:

evangerwolf:

Steve’s face tho like “where’s your righteousness Natasha” is priceless 

Posted 1 week ago with 56,683 notes

thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

Posted 1 week ago with 57,628 notes

Keep The Darkest Days Away [1/1]

Word count: 742

Rating: General

Pairing: Mike Ross/Harvey Specter

Notes: Spoilers for the finale, S03E16.

Excerpt:

The words as he remembers them, and he remembers them well, seem suspended in air. It was a silent dialogue: concealed questions and even more concealed answers hidden behind Rachel and Scottie, lawyers and investment bankers, and Jessica Pearson and Edward Darby.

Up on AO3.

thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

Posted 1 week ago with 140,125 notes

mikkelbabe:

WHENEVER WILL GRAHAM SMILES AN ANGEL GETS THEIR WINGS AND A UNICORN IS BORN

image

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davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

Posted 1 week ago with 142,617 notes

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

Posted 1 week ago with 49,211 notes
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Floss.
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Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
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You can always come home again.
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Posted 1 week ago with 69,303 notes

vagabondsandconventgirls:

psychophancy:

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I LAUGHED

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